High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)
"Hell yeah!"
"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)
"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13
"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13
"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13
"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10
tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23
"No one knows Uranus better than you do" - 8/21
*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen
the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16
"yk that boulder in Indiana Jones? That's me!" - 5/15
I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.
"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2
"I know your thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30
"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14
"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8
"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26
"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"
"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26
"oompa loompa doobity dos, I am going to suck your toes" 2/2
"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16
"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"
"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9
"Nikki got an STD from some guy named Jamal" - 12/11
"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11
"Whats that website called where you sell pictures of your feet?" 12/1