"Nate, How Do You Feel About The Fact That A Cripple Gets More Play Than You? He Can't Feel Anything

*In regards to Prohibition* "Us American's, gotta have our beer on Sunday's" - 9/16

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25

"What's your mom's weight? Is she a big girl?" - 1/11

"oompa loompa doobity dos, I am going to suck your toes" 2/2