High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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"When he was in England, he had to sword-fight some dude for looking at his ass" -11/14
"The incest filters through the classroom"-10/25
"I can suck on you but I can't unswallow"-10/12
"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9
"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9
"I lived for the two weeks without {a liver}, told you I can't be killed," -9/19
"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19
"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15
"Not on, not two, not three, not four, but a whole hand {up his ass}" - 9/6
"We're all dying, it's just a matter of when," - 8/25
"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23