*To The Tune Of Wellermen* "There Once Was A Man Who Touched My Peen

"Grady's talking about his coochie being itchy" -3/14

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"Who jerks off at the gym? Couldn't be me?" -8/23

"Me, the sussy baka in this shit"-5/3

"I'm so out of my Jewish Era"-9/22

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"I'm in Auschwitz too!🤪🤪🤪" -9/28

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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