"you Cant Stick A Cucumber Up There"-12/13

"people's vagina's being spread open and dog's coming out," - 1/31

"Nikki got an STD from some guy named Jamal" - 12/11

"I'm glad he had a 6'in honestly"-11/28

"I'm not gonna give you 5 bucks to get with my sister bro" -10/24

"You wanna gobble me up, Grady?" -11/15

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25

"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16

"Uh yeah, he was eating my ass"-9/29

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

"He is 16, there is a law against this," - 9/6