"You Are In Deep Doo Doo

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"The incest filters through the classroom"-10/25

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"Nikki got an STD from some guy named Jamal" - 12/11

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9