*on The Phone* Yeah. Yeah They’re Rebooting It Again. Yes, Voltron. A Live-action Movie. Mhm. They’ve

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.

Tboys are infesting my brain... Come here puppy... I'll treat you horribly but I promise to give you kisses and cuddles after <3

How I look at the person next to me anytime I hear a plane flying closer than usual

Sigourney Weaver Vanity Fair, 1995

Photo Helmut Newton

T boys deserve tummy bulges from having massive cocks shoved in their cunts rb if you agree

Like/reblog if the thought of being a cute, mindless fuck puppy, stuffed full in all holes, sounds really nice right now. Just a sweet, brainless toy to be played with. No thoughts needed

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame