achypuppy

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bouncing on it stupid and dorky style

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

one hit & you'll be "puppying it up"

Y’know those people that come to a party just to play with the dog?

Leash me up in the spare room, allow your guests to come use me to get away from the noise of the party. They’re so loud out there, no one could hear any sound I make while your friends use my holes for stress relief.

god is a woman and she cracked my beer open with her belt buckle at the lesbian bar

Everything Trump touches dies.

There are the results from your actions. You ended DEI. These are the consequences.

Brands destroy their image, then compain when consumers use their spending power.

Countries around the world will boycott US brands. MAGA isolationism is a US jobs killer.

I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.

At their core, these people are bullies. The cruelty is the point.

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

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One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

It often feels like mainstream acceptance of queer people, particularly trans and nonbinary people, is contingent on there being few of us. When I was a kid witnessing arguments about gay marriage, statistics about LGBTQ people were so often presented in such a way as to reassure everyone else that we are not dangerous because we are rare. "It's not going to cause societal collapse ... because such a small percentage of people are gay."

And conservative rhetoric against queer people, particularly trans people, which explicitly refers to us as a "social contagion," really underscores that any perceived "increase" in sexual or gender diversity will be seen as a threat. If queer people are permitted to exist, we must be aberrant and isolated. If we are normal and natural and commonly occurring, it is because something has gone terribly wrong.

So. Forgive me if I bristle at the well-meaning argument that "these trans athlete bans are ridiculous, they're only going to affect a few dozen people!" I understand where they're coming from. But I think trans people should be free and abundant.

Two in the pink pony club, one in the stink pony club

not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!

via Axios Twin Cities

#Minnesota #Minneapolis

it does suck that you can’t headcanon that a character would go bald when they’re older without people assuming you’re making a joke. Like it’s not allowed to be a “cool thing” to headcanon

Illustrations by Daisuke Takakura, Sabu magazine, September 1990 issue.

And brother there's no place like home

bloodsisters (1995) dir. michelle handelman

He’s doing his ancestral cry

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

"If only I could have a puppy

I'd call myself so very lucky

Just to have some company

To share a cup of tea with me"

Last night was fun. Coated my puppy's face with my cum. Ziptied my puppy up then rubbed his cock until he whined. Made him stretch his hole out while choking on cock. Then bred him and sent him home dripping.

Good boy

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

decided to take matters into my own hands and make em myself. full bush edition.

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up