Bloodsisters (1995) Dir. Michelle Handelman

You can pull on my leash and say "down, boy!" all you want, but you came home smelling like another puppyboy and now I have to remind you who you really belong to. And I'm not stopping until you're knotted so full of cum that there's no chance you're not taking my litter

obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

they should invent dry humping that happens to me

Now this is one of my favourite tik toks

even the dom is a little puppy

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

Guess who just started T 🥰