Not To Be All I Told You So About Ancestry Tests But 23 And Me Went Bankrupt And Can Now Legally Sell

"t has dangerous side effects" yeah it'll turn you into a slutty incubus that has to fuck for energy or else you'll die

tdick inspections for bottom growth😵‍💫💖

"good boy, you're growing so big for me!" black latex gloved hands stroking and prodding and spreading your wet pussy, "let me get a better look at it," them moving in close n watching you get harder, framing your tdick with their fingers so you whine and try to rock your hips into their touch, earning u the withdrawal of their hand til a sudden little cunt slap 💖 you whine until they coo and shush u and start stroking ur tdick, "now let’s see how big you can get, baby" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💕

"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

this email could have been a threesome

there’s something so disgusting and feral and perverted about getting off to the smell of someone

getting handed your sweater or a blanket and it’s supposed to be for comfort when we can’t see each other but instead i’m fucking my toy and shoving my face into it because fuck. you just smell so good i couldn’t help it

it’s not my fault your smell throws me into a fucking heat, i’m just doing what dumb mutts are supposed to >_<

they should invent dry humping that happens to me

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.