They Should Invent Dry Humping That Happens To Me

i love being so horny that i feel like an animal in heat.....rutting against anything and all i can think about is getting fucked dumb. thinking about rubbing up against my owners knees and showing my throbbing hole for them, trying to let them know i need to be bred.

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

y'know that thing dogs do with their leg when you scratch a really good spot?

yeah

that but a tboy doing it while my fingers are buried deep inside his cunt

Did you know if you leave your puppy without attention for too long they will disintegrate and turn into dust!? Never forget that your puppies need constant love and attention!!

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?