"If Only I Could Have A Puppy

wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

"what's your plan for the future ?"

"what's your five year plan ?"

bro i just want to have hot kinky t4t sex that i think about for weeks after

Feeding a puppyboy edibles as doggie treats. Making him strip before company comes over ("silly pup, dogs don't wear clothes indoors"). Plugging him with a tail plug and when he starts talking, gagging him.

Putting his leash on before a guest arrives. As he strains against it and whines, apologizing. "Sorry about him, he's in heat." Letting him nuzzle his head into their crotch and paw at their legs.

Be good puppy. Otherwise you'll have to go in your crate and watch while we jerk eachother off, helpless to do anything about it but whine and cry. Be good puppy, and you can help out. You can even clean us up after.