Bouncing On It Stupid And Dorky Style

New Mexico's Melanie Stansbury

on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

💕 Pros of Puppy 💕

+ Hypoallergenic

+ Easily trained

+ Soft and Cuddly

+ Loyal and attentive

+ Can perform tricks

💔 Cons of Puppy 💔

- Mental Illness

If you're a boy and you blush when you're shy or nervous. Spoilers but I'm gonna fucking eat you alive