having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.
Y’know those people that come to a party just to play with the dog?
Leash me up in the spare room, allow your guests to come use me to get away from the noise of the party. They’re so loud out there, no one could hear any sound I make while your friends use my holes for stress relief.
Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!
Pussy so fat don’t need no packer
who agrees???????
my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭
Come here puppy, your owner reaaaalllyyy needs that cute little mouth of yours right now. Let me tug on your leash and lace my fingers through your hair as I grind onto your little puppy tongue to get myself off. You’ll be a good boy and suck your owner off right? You wanna be a good little dog for me right? Do a good job and maybe I’ll reward you after!
So many people are finding screenshots of celebrities allegedly doing a 'nazi salute,' to try and discredit what people have been saying about Elon Musk.
My favourite most recently has been a picture of Sabrina Carpenter which can easily be discredited.
This is the picture:
And this is the video:
Yep, it's just a young woman waving to her fans.
And this is why when you ask any of them who post the screenshots for a video, they refuse to add it in. Because they know the video is of somebody doing something very normal.
We are so absolutely screwed.
18+ 27 FTM (HE/HIM) t4t/fag/dyke. I'm a poly, disabled communist ✌️(leftist but currently reading theory to become an educated comrade lol) Do not dm unless you're 21+ I won't interact if there's no age listed on your account
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