Having A Freeze Response To Stress Is So Funny In The Context Of Normal Adult Stressors. Millions Of

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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2 months ago

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

2 months ago
A flyer left on a Tesla, that reads:
SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWATICAR
We know-you didn't sign up for this.
Once upon a time, Teslas were cool.  They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a better world. No noe could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.
But don't worry - there's still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder than Twitter.
HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THAN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:
-Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana, CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
-Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and Lease Trader  help you hand off your lease to someone who hasn't read the news lately.
-Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you're getting into a different EV.
BETTER EV OPTIONS (THAT WON'T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET):
-Hyundai Ioniq 5 & 6 - Stylish, fast charging, and won't make people side-eye.
-Rivian R1S & R1T - For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
-Polestar 2 & 3 - Scandanavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
-Ford Mustang Mach-E - Classic name, modern tech, no weird billionair cult.
-Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets "great point" at white nationalists

You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It's not your fault. But now, the best move is to leave it in the past - before the only buyers left are alt-right influences and guys who say "actually, free speech" every 10 minutes. 

Good luck! Act fast!

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

1 month ago

Y’know those people that come to a party just to play with the dog?

Leash me up in the spare room, allow your guests to come use me to get away from the noise of the party. They’re so loud out there, no one could hear any sound I make while your friends use my holes for stress relief.

1 month ago
Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!
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Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

2 months ago

Pussy so fat don’t need no packer

2 months ago
Who Agrees???????

who agrees???????

3 months ago
My Boss Accidentally Added A Wrong Number To Our Group Chat 😭

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

2 months ago

Come here puppy, your owner reaaaalllyyy needs that cute little mouth of yours right now. Let me tug on your leash and lace my fingers through your hair as I grind onto your little puppy tongue to get myself off. You’ll be a good boy and suck your owner off right? You wanna be a good little dog for me right? Do a good job and maybe I’ll reward you after!

2 months ago

So many people are finding screenshots of celebrities allegedly doing a 'nazi salute,' to try and discredit what people have been saying about Elon Musk.

My favourite most recently has been a picture of Sabrina Carpenter which can easily be discredited.

This is the picture:

So Many People Are Finding Screenshots Of Celebrities Allegedly Doing A 'nazi Salute,' To Try And Discredit

And this is the video:

Yep, it's just a young woman waving to her fans.

And this is why when you ask any of them who post the screenshots for a video, they refuse to add it in. Because they know the video is of somebody doing something very normal.

We are so absolutely screwed.

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achypuppy - Silly puppy!! 🥴
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18+ 27 FTM (HE/HIM) t4t/fag/dyke. I'm a poly, disabled communist ✌️(leftist but currently reading theory to become an educated comrade lol) Do not dm unless you're 21+ I won't interact if there's no age listed on your account

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