Training Your Puppy To Apologize Less, So It's Looking At Him When He's Apologizing Needlessly, Backing

torn between wanting to dress more like a handsome sexy butch but also unable to stop dressing like this

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

someone should put their thumb on your tongue and hold you by the jaw

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough