Oh, To Get A Cute Person High And Hazey So That They're Even More Sensitive And Puppy Brained. They Dont

Oh, to get a cute person high and hazey so that they're even more sensitive and puppy brained. They dont even bother hiding their face or desperate moans. You openly enjoy being fucked stupid. Such a pretty pet drooling into the mattress

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4 months ago

i really hate the like, “dont let them say it doesn’t fit!!!!” with a condom stretched over their whole fist or whatever bc like. it might not fit. condoms come in different sizes for a reason. “physically fits onto my cock” doesn’t mean it’s not too tight, sometimes to the point of discomfort, sometimes even painful? just don’t use it as an excuse to not use a condom, go get a bigger size!

4 months ago
a screenshot of a tweet from twitter user @T1ttyBiter_ that reads "what's the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn't moan like a girl"

x

2 months ago
People Died
People Died

People died

2 months ago

put me on a leash take me for a walk (NONSEXUAL, I'M A LITTLE ANIMAL)

2 months ago
A flyer left on a Tesla, that reads:
SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWATICAR
We know-you didn't sign up for this.
Once upon a time, Teslas were cool.  They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a better world. No noe could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.
But don't worry - there's still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder than Twitter.
HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THAN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:
-Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana, CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
-Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and Lease Trader  help you hand off your lease to someone who hasn't read the news lately.
-Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you're getting into a different EV.
BETTER EV OPTIONS (THAT WON'T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET):
-Hyundai Ioniq 5 & 6 - Stylish, fast charging, and won't make people side-eye.
-Rivian R1S & R1T - For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
-Polestar 2 & 3 - Scandanavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
-Ford Mustang Mach-E - Classic name, modern tech, no weird billionair cult.
-Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets "great point" at white nationalists

You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It's not your fault. But now, the best move is to leave it in the past - before the only buyers left are alt-right influences and guys who say "actually, free speech" every 10 minutes. 

Good luck! Act fast!

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

2 months ago
Me In The Pussy If Im Being Fully Honest

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

4 months ago

y'know that thing dogs do with their leg when you scratch a really good spot?

yeah

that but a tboy doing it while my fingers are buried deep inside his cunt

4 months ago

if u like enough of my posts you have to fuck me silly i dont make the rules

4 months ago

Get yourself a boy who loses all control and cums inside moaning like a bitch as soon as you squeeze his pretty face and say "who's my good boy??" in that tiny dog owner voice

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achypuppy - Silly puppy!! 🥴
Silly puppy!! 🥴

18+ 27 FTM (HE/HIM) t4t/fag/dyke. I'm a poly, disabled communist ✌️(leftist but currently reading theory to become an educated comrade lol) Do not dm unless you're 21+ I won't interact if there's no age listed on your account

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