I Love Cis People Cause When I Say “when I Used To Be A Girl…” They Go “mhmm…. But Also…..

Did you know if you leave your puppy without attention for too long they will disintegrate and turn into dust!? Never forget that your puppies need constant love and attention!!

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

tdick inspections for bottom growth😵‍💫💖

"good boy, you're growing so big for me!" black latex gloved hands stroking and prodding and spreading your wet pussy, "let me get a better look at it," them moving in close n watching you get harder, framing your tdick with their fingers so you whine and try to rock your hips into their touch, earning u the withdrawal of their hand til a sudden little cunt slap 💖 you whine until they coo and shush u and start stroking ur tdick, "now let’s see how big you can get, baby" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💕

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

Now this is one of my favourite tik toks

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

Btw my dms are open for trans perverts