Hey Google Whats The Best Way To Get Pretty Freaks On My Dick Without Actually Having To Go Out And Talk

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

sorry for being so submissive that it gives you the mindset of a feral predator desperate to fuck and hurt me but like.. someone’s gotta do it yknow

It is perhaps the greatest honor to make fellow faggots horny

thinking about being on top of someone and they're pounding up into me with their hands on my ass hard enough to bruise, their head tucked into my neck and constantly muttering "good boy" "your cunt feels so fucking good" "god, you're such a good boy" "fuck, you're so wet for me" "such a good boy..."

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

i really hate the like, “dont let them say it doesn’t fit!!!!” with a condom stretched over their whole fist or whatever bc like. it might not fit. condoms come in different sizes for a reason. “physically fits onto my cock” doesn’t mean it’s not too tight, sometimes to the point of discomfort, sometimes even painful? just don’t use it as an excuse to not use a condom, go get a bigger size!

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed