Here’s To All The Weird Little Girls Growing Up Into Even Weirder Men

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

mooning a werewolf girl so she has to transform and knot me

Doxxing the judge's daughter with tax info you stole?

Republicas are Russians. This is Putin scumbag intimidation. Unelected Musk is a terrorist.

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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lol he doesnt even know

god the fags you put on earth to fuck nasty are barely getting by

Boys be like "don't cum inside" while being soaking wet and spreading their legs and grinding against you