Achypuppy - Silly Puppy!! 🥴

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

get in the dustpan. since you wanna make sweeping statements

rb if you want to lovingly kiss other trans people on the lips and fuck silly after

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason