The Demonic Zodiac

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Tumblr mobile user and this is set to the tune of "Grow For Me" from Little Shop of Horrors

I’ve given you 4G, I’ve given you clicks, Right now I’m on Wi-Fi, Stop being a dick. Why the fuck can’t I watch you? Motherfucker don’t tease Gif please, show for me.

DOES IT HAVE TO BE HUMAN ?!

DOES IT HAVE TO BE MINE?!

God fucking damn it leave these poor lesbians alone

item: photograph of mary

(poem is “death (births and deaths registration act 1953)” by harold pinter)

Con-going Cosplay Hacks

- Check out of your hotel early Most hotels accept cash payment at any point during your stay. If you are splitting up the payment of your room, head down to the front desk as soon as you have everyone’s share of the money. They will still hold the credit card for any extra incidentals, but this way you don’t have to wait in a long line at the end of your con stay to check out.

- Put bandaids on the back of your uncomfortable shoes You’re wearing a shoe that cuts into your heel, something you only notice after walking around the con for two hours. If you happen to be wearing tights, you can place a fabric bandaid into the heel of the shoe itself and have it be just as effective. This way you won’t have to remove your tights to get the bandaid on your skin!

- BRING FABREEZE AND SHOUT WIPES/TIDE PENS Someone in your group is going to stain their costume. It’s 100% guaranteed to happen. Whether it’s from food, drink, or smudged makeup, Shout Wipes or Tide Pens will save you from the stress of now having a stained costume.

Also, Fabreeze. It will make you feel better about wearing the same clothes multiple days in a row (not just cosplay!), AND it is a good idea to spray your cosplay down before packing it back up for the trip back home.

- Bag up what you can of your cosplays Buy the galleon storage bags for your trip and squeeze what you can of each cosplay into the bag. Label the bags as needed (ex: McCree 1 of 2). This way you have everything you need for that cosplay together in one place, thus saving yourself from tearing apart your entire suitcase every time you want to change cosplays. If parts of your costume don’t fit into bags, that’s okay! At least they’re big enough not to lose track of. Or you can upgrade from a storage bag to trash bags!

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*Screams Into The Void in Excitement*  

cancer, scorpio, & pisces

there are 3 themes that get visited frequently with the water signs. the water element is very dynamic and internally rich. it really encompasses a divine nectar that flows through all of us. water signs are like an access point to heavenly nourishment. firstly there is a high reactivity to their environment. there is also an acute spiritual radar. and there is often a pronounced need to withdraw into solitude

water people are acutely sensitive to the environment, it’s like the lines between themselves and others are blurred and dissoluble. any ether that is circulating, emotional, psychic, unmet desire, conflict, nervous, and unhealed wounds are absorbed. the music of the invisible world plays a loud orchestra in their ears. emotions tend to be experienced on a more extensive and exhaustive wave, inexplicable to those with their heads above the ocean. these emotional experiences are also enduring and difficult to recover from. the individual can suppress it from the mind but the body and spirit will still ache. the pain of decades ago can leak the same intense anguish of happening yesterday. there is also a longer recovery periods from emotional episodes than that experienced by others. water people are typically unable to deflect emotions. they hear the cries of others like howls in their heart. it’s like constantly swallowing water, being able to feel like you can properly breathe. as soon as one storm passes another conjures.

within the water person awaits the gateway to a spiritual palace, filled with the wisdom of all eternity. it’s like they are a holding place, a book that divine scripture can be written into. this is not always a spiritual emphasis in a religious sense. there can be a deep connection to the earth, air, wind, and sun, the individual can sing to the birds and talk to the flowers. water suggests a reception to psychic and occult phenomena, and the divine may express itself through methods and conduct the individual finds hard to ignore. music, art, clairaudiance or clairvoyance, or resonance with esoteric studies may be some of these.

the deep sea is full of mystery and depths we have still physically not managed to uncover. likewise, there are internal complexes so deep and profound it can be difficult for the individual to even contemplate or comprehend. the static of other people, the deafening voices of the world, the intense emotional hurricanes can be wearying. sleep offers a momentary solace, but even dream life tends to be vivid and potent. often there is an internal demand to retreat in solitude, hideaway from the clamor of the world, conceal themselves within their sanctuary, a cavern that is protected, guarded, where nobody can touch them. this cavern can also be what separates the water individual, what distances them from truly connecting with others for fear, alienation, or hyper vigilant defense mechanisms. even the conditions of childhood left bruises deep enough for the individual to begin building walls subconsciously for much of their lives. the water person mostly figures they are safest inside.

-cherry

no hesitation

Oneiromancy

o·nei·ro·man·cy [oh-nahy-ruh-man-see]

noun

Divination via the interpretation of dreams.

Origin: 1645–55;  < Greek óneiro ( s ) dream + -mancy

Sentence: I’ve been having the weirdest dreams lately, and I want to know what they mean; do you know anyone who practices oneiromancy?

⭐️ cute things to say to your crush ⭐️

- i see dead people.

- do you know mothman? i do.

- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.

- aliens took me once.

- *unholy screeching*

- you’d be a perfect specimen.

- you make me forget about my time in the forest.

- there’s a ghost in my basement.

- the government’s after me.

- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.

- d.b. cooper is my dad.

- i’ve got my third eye on you.

- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!