angry horny divorcees
in the same vein as my heartbroken slutty crowley, i present this messy makeup/brakeup(???) sex. i need them to be so so angry at each other once aziraphale visits earth but i also need them to be so needy. it has to be as aggressive as the first kiss. marks to say remember me you idiot and youre still mine but also fuck you.
i won't make a habit of it, but for now, enjoy the full versions on ao3
“Dora the Explorer” I’m cackling what 😭
we need a romcom found family trope with them (where no one dies)
with Dora the Explorer too, of course
“In-ho was only looking at gi-hun like that cuz he enjoys watching him suffer” okay but have you considered that I’m delusional
gihun next season when he finds out youngil is the front man
imagine crowley in a red dress with a slit up the leg. hair done, makeup on, shaved skin, low cut! and now imagine aziraphale SEEING HER!!! would not be able to keep his hands to himself, 6000 years of self control gone like THAT
all this to say neil. please. if you’re seeing this you have the power to make the greatest s3 of all time
you had me hook line and sinker at 'crowley in a red dress', then the rest put me in a chokehold, well done 10/10
it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit
translate:
gi-hun: sometimes i think i can still hear his voice
sang-woo: gi-hun, you gayass idiot, the frontman is standing next to you!!!
It's a pity he didn't get through
don't trust just anyone!….I guess!…
tragic news: no one in the entire world seems to care about these very niche characters in the exact same way that you do
studying DTs rubberband face
Inhun who haven't felt the touch of another living being since the fallout of their marriages (Inho bc his wife passed and Gihun bc they divorced), and as a result are embarrassingly sensitive is my reason to keep going 🙏🙏
unstable teen who might be neurodivergent(up for debate)15 (pedos stay BACK)I LOVE SQUID GAMES GUYS
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