To Those Moments Who Never Happened.

A Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddy tips his fedora and says "m'lady"

Dragon: If it's so important that Sabo have a guardian, can't you take care of him? I'm not good with kids and I don't have time to worry about a ten year old with memory loss.

Kuma, preparing to fuck off to join the Warlords and force Dragon into becoming a father whether he wants to or not:

i’m in the middle of bum fuck georgia on a trip and all i want is some big ass slasher man to burst through the woods and b(eat) my ass

Gertrude was Agnes's "anchor"...?

Sounds kinda gay to me :)

It all makes sense now. So much more sense. Through all of that badassery, Gertrude is an old lesbian :)

(Season 4 spoilers, my dudes)

Oh yes, the dumb™ Jonathan Sims is back and ready to stick his nose or well, his entire body where he shouldn't!

"You, you know what, no. I’m, I’m done with that. No more paranoia. It’s almost got me killed more than once, and Georgie was right. If I am, uh, slipping then I need people I can trust. And I… I don’t think that can happen naturally for me an-anymore, so I’m making a decision. I trust them. All of them."

YES ARCHIVIST, YES!

"Ex-except Elias, obviously, that’s not – I mean – I’ve listened to the tapes."

OH LOOK AT YOU, BEING SMART AND WHOLESOME FOR ONCE!

I made this for me

I was expecting a quiet little episode, AND I GOT SIMON FUCKING FAIRCHILD-

I already loved the concept of an old man flying out planes for fun... Hearing him interact with people, FUCK.

I love his character already... I can't say I'm disappointed.

✨❤️Just Basira wrecking Elias' shit❤️✨

✨❤️There's more where that came from❤️✨