I Dunno, I Just Wanted To Compile Them

I know this is just me wishing stuff, but, hear me out:

Does this aufully sound like a marriage proposal, or is it just me?

"I see"

"Be seeing you"

There's a joke about an eye roll in here somewhere...

mercs with STACKED titties, built like brick shithouses:

medic

heavy

soldier

mercs that are beefy:

demo

engie

pyro

obviously a little built bc mercenary but kinda twigs:

scout

sniper

literal twig, chest is concave, flies out the window like a napkin when you leave the car window down

spy

the martin 'knife' blackwood jokes hit a little different now

So, just finished the Penumbra Podcast episode 18

AND OH MY FUCK I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE EYE, JUNO STEEL.

The Vast: Hey, wouldn't it be great if we collaborated and built a space station to send humans to and see how much we can fuck with them?

The Dark: Lmao, that's fucking hilarious, let's do it.

The Lonely, pointing at Carter Chilcott: I'm calling dibs on that one

I was talking to a friend about Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard, and after telling them about how they're normally drawn (Elias as an older twink and Peter as a beefy boi) they said:

"Ohhh nooo... I wonder who's the bottom..."

I've been laughing at their pure and sheer sarcasm ever since.

How dare you make me feel feelings. How dare you make my heart happy and sad and thrive for these characters to then say:

"No, Martin is not going to be okay."

Then, I try telling myself that maybe everyone are gonna suffer in a light amout, y'know... a "spreading the hurt equally" situation.

But then.

Then you add:

"Especially Martin."

Jonny Sims...you really want me to have a breakdown, don't you?