A Gentleman So Flat And Boobless You Could Skip Him Across The Water Like A Prized Stone

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

women & bitches love my cavern

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

why is this so funny

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed