Nj Reynolds - Blog Posts

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

billy fucking bonka dude??

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone