The Past Is Dead The Future Died Before It Could Be Born And Me I Feel Also Not So Good

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

billy fucking bonka dude??

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

when i was

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe