When I Was

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style