Women Keep Coming Up To Me Giggling And Blushing And Running Their Finger Along The Edge Of My Mighty

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,

why is this so funny

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot