Anton Baskerville - Blog Posts

I can sense that one of you has turned on me

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

you should be writing sonnets at the club

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

[strained of voice and world-weary] woo-hoo!

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

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“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot