This Isn't Even A Hate Message This Is Just The Funniest Possible Thing In The Universe. I'm Losing My

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

and if you have 6 or more legs you can of course scuttle

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

billy fucking bonka dude??

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on