Are You Loud In Bed?

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside