Narrator Who's Terrible At Social Cues & Describes Every Facial Expression As "unreadable"

In my defense your honor: tch. Like I'd ever tell you

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

women & bitches love my cavern