And If You Have 6 Or More Legs You Can Of Course Scuttle

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet