I Think Too Many People Operate Under The Assumption That Emotions Are Some Frivilous Fantasy Of The

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless