Activationskill - Oc Blog

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

you should be writing sonnets at the club