They Call Me The Information Withholder For Reasons I Won't Get Into

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

billy fucking bonka dude??

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators