Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store