Everyone Always Asks "where Did You Get That Information" And "why Are You Covered In Blood" But Nobody

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

I was definitely not built for human interaction I was built to stare at turkey vultures circle in the sky above the river

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.