How Lucky Am I That I Get To Suffer In This World

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

hey so haha fun fact but. did you know that i'm not ready for this to end I'm not ready for you to leave I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas