I Wont Lie To You I Lost My Dual Pistols If You See Dual Pistols Anywhere They Are Mine 

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

sometimes a girl just needs to be a fish for a while and maybe kill a couple people y'know?

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone