Yeah Im Over It *dies One Thousand Deaths*

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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