He Died Doing What He Loved. Being Fatally Injured.

i love my son %appdata%

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

you should be writing sonnets at the club