Brain: Slartibartfast

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

women & bitches love my cavern

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies