Sometimes You Just Have To Say Fuck My Stupid Baka Life And Move On

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

i love my son %appdata%

why is this so funny

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style