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One night I had a bunch of guys from work over to play cards. My wife went out with some friends so I could have the house for the game. All night I kept drinking and losing. Eventually I lost all the money I had to bet.
My previous birthday my wife had made me a “coupon book” of sexual acts that I could randomly use whenever I wanted. There were 50 coupons in it and many were things she and I have never done together. One of my co-workers found it and jokingly suggested I bet with the coupons. I played along and we put monetary value to each of the coupons. The total worth of the book was $10,000.
I ended up losing every coupon. Thinking it was still a joke I asked for the coupons back. They said I lost them fair and square and I could have a week to buy them back. There was no way I could afford that.
The next day I had to tell my wife. She was pissed but said she’d work off my debt. She asked for all their phone numbers and started a text chain. She included me so I could read everything they all said to each other.
The next couple of months were interesting as I’d see one guy post a pic of a coupon and my wife would respond “on my way’. She eventually collected all 50. Months went by and never talked about it.
My next birthday I was surprised to find she had made me another coupon book. This time with 100 coupons. Then I saw the text in the text chain from my wife. “He has another coupon book to bet with. Poker this weekend???”