“I dare you to say it’s okay for me to make out with your wife,” my friend said half-jokingly. My wife giggled at this outrageous suggestion. Knowing that she would never agree to be kissed by anyone but me, I called his bluff.
“Yeah, sure - it’s fine by me. If you can get her to go along, have at it,” I said with a confident chuckle.
He went in to make his move with my wife offering zero resistance. After a minute of deep, sensual tongue kissing, he cupped her chin and she started to moan. Several more minutes passed and that’s when it hit me: Their rhythm is too perfect for this to have been their first kiss.