Man, I Wish You Didn't Need To Cut Your Eye Hair. I Get So Scared By The Razor.

Man, I wish you didn't need to cut your eye hair. I get so scared by the razor.

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can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

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4 years ago

*jiggles some dials on my autism to restart an old hyperfixation at random*

6 years ago

Will use in my champaign

Tired of everyone having darkvision? Try this instead:

Dwarves: Tremorsense 60ft., lighter darkvision 60ft. (like darkvision but only in dim light).

Rock gnomes: Tremorsense 60ft.

Forest gnomes: Keen hearing.

Half elves: Lighter darkvision 60ft.

Half orcs: Lighter darkvision 60ft. and keem hearing.

Dragonborn: Infravision 60ft. (in dim light and darkness you can distinguish creatures and objects that have cleary another temperature than their surroundings).

Tiefling: Lighter darkvision 60ft., infravision 60ft. (only in darkness).

Elves, halflings and humans stay the same.

What do you think?

4 years ago

Who tf is philip and why tf he makin' head skrews?

6 years ago

Hes a cute lil boi

Beanut

Beanut
6 years ago

Gotta find Eddy Thompsons!

If enough people see this post, it’s very likely that someone that sees it is named Eddy Thompson and will be very freaked out.

actuallymealex - Jojalbihn
Jojalbihn

It's all just cursed.

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