Turns Out I Am Alergic To Blood, Guess Im Vampire Proof

Cats have toe beans cuz if they had regular beans it would be really uncomfortable

*Freezes time*

*Changes nothing except doing this to a random young child*

Turns out, all the different gods are at a multi-religion party. Thor drunk of his ass, poseidon high on blow and Jesus drinking liters of "water"

Nature has shifted in a chaotic way. Clouds rain basketball-sized ice, seeds grow only vines of long slim thorns, and lightning comes from the ground and shoots up into the sky.

Thanks to me we can all rest easy knowing vampires exist

Turns out I am alergic to blood, guess im vampire proof

Man, I wish you didn't need to cut your eye hair. I get so scared by the razor.

Kevin had a bad day

Room temperature milk in infinatly better than cold milk don't @ me

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Cave man inventing fire: Yoo this shit lit af!