If U Bully Me Just Know This Is What I Look Like Irl

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

My cat had kittens today😍

Technically, clerics don’t draw power from their gods, they draw power from their faith. There are many clerics who draw power from faith in concepts like nature, the elements, or Justice. Then there’s that one weirdo who is powered by their faith in other people.

i think my name got a new meaning when i first heard you say it in that voice of yours. it made me want you to repeat it again and again until i become a part of you

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work

To days my BIRTHDAY

10 followers away from 400!!! If you like Gravity Falls, Flatland, etc etc, Please follow me! I hope to get to 400 before my birthday on the 24th of Jan! :D

Leave my blorbo alone!! /j

bitches be like "____ is my comfort character!!" and its the most gruesomely traumatized dude known to fucking man

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

lmao sorry for the confusion

There's this poll on twitter, the tumblr sexyman poll, y'know the jizz. It's in pair now, and Bill is paired with Wheatley. I am asking about your hc on how Fordsy and Bill reaction to this. Idk i just think it's funny if they were to be aware of this fiasco.

Ohhhh, okay! I'm not on Twitter lol, had no idea.

Bill thinks it's great. People are calling him sexy, as they should. He is entirely confident in the fact that he's going to win. Loves the publicity and attention, loves how his most devoted followers get so mad when people vote incorrectly, loves the drama. He definitely brags about it.

Ford on the other hand is mostly confused. To him, Bill is neither sexy nor a man. Attractive, sure, but sexy? And Bill doesn't have a human-relevant gender in the first place, he's a triangle and identifies as such! The whole thing is ridiculous and makes no sense. He still votes for Bill.